Strong start to the season with a 6-3 record. Picked 10 games this week, went with 9 favorites and only one dog, Arizona tonight. Have two new additions. The first is the “Spite Pick of the Week.” I am going to pick against a team that screwed me last week. The second and most exciting is the “Mike Honcho Spread of the Week”. In honor of the great Cal Naughton’s alter ego, I will pick between two major powers with a spread of 4 or less. This week you get 2 Honcho specials.
Arizona to cover, getting 14, against the Pokes in the House that T. Boone Built (0/U 66.5)
Nick Foles is a good QB going against a historically suspect D. I usually have a rule against betting against home teams on Thursday night, but the 14 is too many. There is always a chance that old man Weeden and the second best NFL prospect in all of college football, Justin Blackmon, turn this into a statement game and blow the doors off Stoops and the Desert Cats. But look for the Pokes to win by 8 to 11 points.
Spite Pick of the Week
I am so god damn pissed at the Missouri Tigers for not covering against the Miami of Ohio Redhawks. That I am going against them out of sheer principal.
Sun Devils to cover, giving 7.5, vs Mizzou in the Desert (O/U 52.5)
Also Vontaze Burfict is an absolute assassin and the Giant QB should be able to put points on the board at home.
Badgers to cover, giving 20.5, vs the Badgers in Camp Randall (O/U 57)
The Badger offense is a close to unstoppable as you can be, the only teams with a shot would Ds that have DLineman that can win 1 on 1 battles and make plays in the backfield (i.e. LSU, BAMA, Nebraska, Boise). The Beavers are not one of those teams. Also Bielema has zero problem running up the score and the Badger D has a lot to prove after getting shredded by the UNLV offense.
Buckeyes to cover, giving 18.5, vs the Rockets in the Shoe (O/U 50)
I hate myself for going against the Rockets, but it is the Buckeyes at home giving less than 3 TDs against the MAC. The shared QB duties worry me a bit, Braxton Miller looked a little shaky last week but the relatively low number gives me solace.
Miss. State to cover, giving 6.5, vs War Eagle in AllBarn (O/U 57)
I think the 6.5 is too high for the line, but the bottom line is I think that Miss. State is good and that Allbarn is bad.
The Ducks to cover, giving 26.5, vs Nevada in Autzen (O/U 63)
Back home after a brutal loss in Dallas, playing a team that will not be able to run with them or punch them in mouth…..if the line was 35 I would still take the Ducks
Stanford to cover, giving 21, vs Duke in Nifong’s District (O/U 58.5)
Andrew Luck and his Masters Degree in Quarterbacking coming east to face a coach who knows a little bit about college QBs (see Manning Brothers). Luck will walk out of Wallace Wade with a few more credits toward his PhD.
Tide to cover, giving 10, vs Nittany Lions in the Valley (O/U 42)
Again I am concerned about Nicktator splitting the QB duties between McCarron and Simms but I expect Bolden to give up a D touchdown to the exceptional Tide back 7.
“Mike Honcho’s Spread of the Week”
Irish to cover, giving 3, vs Michigan at night in the Big House (O/U 55)
In Rees we trust. The Irish outgained USF by 2 to 1, sloppy plays and turnovers were the death of them. On the bright sides they showed a potent running game early and their defense kept them in the football game (although those back to back face mask penalties were horrendous). I don’t know what to expect from the Wolverines except that they need Denard to get loose and will have trouble stopping anybody.
Bonus Honcho
Gamecocks to cover, giving 3, vs the Dawgs between the Hedges (O/U 51.5)
I feel like this game should be a stay away because I don’t know if I can trust the HBC with his QBs and I think Georgia has a game in them that would give the Cocks trouble, BUT C’MON MAN got to have action on this one. I will roll with Stephen Garcia, Lattimore, and Alshon Jefferies and take my chances.